(Reblogged from stalintortoise)

NO IT IS NOT OK FOR YOU TO SHOW UP AT MY HOUSE AFTER I SAID “NO” MORE THAN ONCE WHEN YOU INITIALLY INVITED YOURSELF OVER

IT IS ALSO NOT OK TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE “WELL, I’M NOT LEAVING UNTIL WE GO OUT AND I BUY YOU A BEER. I’LL WAIT IN THIS PARKING SPOT ALL NIGHT IF I HAVE TO”

jesus fuck.

babrahamlincoln:

sext: take my glasses and put them down in a safe place before we start making out

(Reblogged from skippingmyownfuneral)

perpetualweirdo:

I legitimately have this deep hatred for people who pull that “I can’t afford to tip you” mentality. I’ve definitely have been too broke to tip, but like uh, I don’t fucking go out.

(Reblogged from perpetualweirdo)

showerbeers:

Been hearing about you.
All about your disapproval.
Still I remember the way I used to move you.
I wrote you a letter.
I heard it just upset you.
Why don’t you tell me?
How can I do this better?
Are you out there?
Do you hear me?
Can I call you?
Do you still hate me?
Are we talking?
Are we fighting?
Is it over?
Are we writing?
We’re getting older.
But we’re acting younger.
We should be smarter.
It seems we’re getting dumber.
I have a picture
of you and me in Brooklyn.
On a porch, it was raining.
Hey, I remember that day.
And I miss you.

 

(Reblogged from joseanything)